Wednesday, June 8, 2011

yESs.....I WILL marries YU !!





Though i have a lot of work on my mind , m so pleased with myself making it to another post in 72 hours.....
This 1 is dedicated to all dose epitomes of craving fun and adventure ....who r always at lack of things to do....nd usually nything ordinary repels them.....yess....who get bored way too often and way too soon....WADDUP !!



 http://www.fun-puzzles.com/ for those who feel like navigating away... stay cool !! :)





creatures like us are not rare here....u cant blame us for being xtra sensitive...that we deny to enjoy every random gibberish dat comes across our way.....dat we have developed a unique taste of fun nd humor.... we r d victims of uneventful surroundings... !
and of course i believe ... 

everyone gets bored.... ! 



nd its very unfair to expect tonnes of creativity from a post dat is outcome of boredom :P :D 


so bear wid it .. ! 


 i feel like scribbling on dis page
               not dat u appreciate it much i suppose
                  but i face d geeks' back rite now
               i wish i cud pamper my hair 
               and be gifted a bouquet of rose....



             anyways,my name is saumya
          i luv to shop nd i hate sub ham
             i kill tym my own sweet ways
           the rythm in dis phrase is still far away
             


                 i bite my nails like maniac 
            eat gibberish,which my hands absorb
              i find british accent hot,
            and so is salmaan, 
               dont u think kissing boys is eww, gross !

             
            
           a crow shat on my friend's hair, 
              rite after she got her hair do(true story) 
           my minesweeper score is 12 sec
              nd i think i need a nice pair of shoes





             the pain in my heart echoes thru d officewalls
         my mentor comes and then he goes
               wht d heck,i dont give a damn !
           my ass sores rite now like never before
       and if u think dis poem is going anywhere
          lemme tell u,well its not !



okay..to be honest d title has no relevance wid d post here.....
just a way to trick u reading dis ...uhhh !!

refresh urselves....http://www.zapak.com/          
             
 i would love to get disturbed on facebook......keep pinging me....haffun !!

mwaah !
XOXO


             






 




Friday, June 3, 2011

Another day at office ....

The sole purpose of writing this post is to take my mind off the lousy sleepy enviorment dat jus makes u believe ur assumption..        I-WAS-NOT-BORN-FOR-THIS....or rather i dont deserve dis !
       And d neighbours' PJ wont help !! 


oohhkk...never been to software developers cabin(sounds geek haa..i luv it.. :D )  ?? ...have an insight 

yess it is as hell pissin off :O


Yess sir ! i work my ass off 9 am to 6pm(uhmm honetsly i jus try to work...but i try 9 hours evn though my ass sores...  ).... 
With facebook being your only friend  ....and the laptop's undesirable screen mocking at u.. .. 
ohh i forgot to mention my thick friendshi wid...
1. the kororo samsung game
2.my playlist..
3. of course my wrist watch
4. 4 male nd 2 female backs...
5.of course..u my luv...d sweet calendar hanging by my sidewall... 
6.and yet i have developed a sort of likeliness for the fans...delhi political map...gibberish display on d notice board....

nd whu wudnt fall in love with such an inspiring working space....which reminds us of the dark mysterious space of the afterlife....of the pain dat shall be borne nd sacrifices dat shall be offered to d almighty...d wickedness of fun nd livelyhood and the purity that lies in meditating...seclusion...solidarity.. omg !...its kinda getting baptised..  !! :P :D






well...even deez fibre body-silicon heart devices whom u ve recently developed love..... start ditchin u

(well,all dey ve got to display is other interns either hanging out at  fancy  places...( germany is goin to get spell casted badly)...in insanely huge groups (by my recent defined stands of human dat m in touch ) )


or it might break your heart brutely flodding ur facebook wall by the latest parties around...and to add...the ADVENTURE SPORTS..



yess,,,,my heart beat goes numb! and the pain is devastating...



ehh,my collegue commented on my constipated look dat i develope goin thru fb ...nd i tend to ignore it somehow....wonder!...lol


ohkaayy,,so u argue about the lunch tym break...
no doubnt brings new experience when u r served a dish of tomatoes with some shit...and all u happen to find out is,   they ran out of tomatoes..got it ? :P


so dear all,who may land in heaven for going through dis blog... 



#Latest.... plea to sat off denied... WDF !


so dear all,who may land in heaven for going through dis blog...  

When you see pot bellied guys in office party...dancing within an area of 2 inch sq. .....more worried bout spoiling their expensive suits......
nd wid next assignmnet in dere head....
cracking jokes only to socialise more.....
wearing jeans with black foemal shoes( dat sucks i swear)    

ve a look urself !


working hard and harder d next day in office...

makes u doubt if all d efforts of college and placement fight...(d MNIT politics)...is it worth it ??


TIME TO THINK ! 






















nd when u strt getting carried away wid sucha thoughts...pinch urself...nd say to usrself....u ass! u r born untalented nd d last noble escort for u ...dat u workd ur ass off for 3 yrs in shitty desert is ....a job ...so u better get back to project ...work actually...nd get placed !!

my wandering mind shall rest in peace now !! :)




no wait...the best part  about the summer training is...






































































WHEN ITS FUCKIN OVER !! 
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